Tripp and Andrew Laino have been watching movies together since 1992, and making fun of them together since 1999, when a rainy afternoon of babysitting turned into 8 hours of cheesy science fiction and jokes. Raised on a strict diet of 80s movies, the pair have an undying love for the decade and all of the weird, wonderful cinema therein, despite barely being there for it. Every other week (since 2014) they dissect a movie and the bizarre cinema quirks of 30-odd years ago.
Episodes
Monday May 07, 2018
#96 Jason Takes Manhattan: Friday the 13th Part VIII
Monday May 07, 2018
Monday May 07, 2018
It’s the start of TAKES MAY-NHATTAN, our month celebrating films that, well, Take Manhattan! It’s a well-cooked Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, but it ought to be called Jason Rides a Boat, because it … Continue reading →
Monday Apr 23, 2018
#95 The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
It’s Andrew-programs-the-show-in-the-month-of-April (APTSITMOA for short), so we’re doing a musical! The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas has Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton as the ultimate dream team! Jim Nabors absolutely kills it as a cop doofus and Dom DeLuise as … Continue reading →
Monday Apr 09, 2018
#94 Overboard
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Out-of-context quote from this episode: This is Gaslighting: The Motion Picture! Is there a more 80s plot than wanting to build a miniature golf course? Is Kurt Russell the worst father in this show’s history? Why is everyone SO OK … Continue reading →
Monday Mar 26, 2018
#93 Beetlejuice
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Happy 30th anniversary to the delightfully weird Beetlejuice! Michael Keaton in the role of a lifetime (will we see him go Hawaiian!?), the absurdity of artists in movies, just what is this model of the town for? … Continue reading →
Monday Mar 12, 2018
#92 Heathers
Monday Mar 12, 2018
Monday Mar 12, 2018
It’s the weirdest Dissecting the 80s of all time! Hear Tripp and Andrew dive into Andrew’s LONG-requested favorite: Heathers, a movie Tripp can’t stand! It’s a live dissolution of a 26-year-old relationship (not really). Why does JD have such influence?! … Continue reading →
Monday Feb 26, 2018
#91 Death Wish IV
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Out-of-context quote from this episode: “There’s a pile of mysterious powders at the party with a sign that just says: Snortin’ Drugs, and the “R”s are backwards.” It’s more FOURBRUARY: Crime and Punishment as we get into Death Wish IV, … Continue reading →
Monday Feb 12, 2018
#90: Police Academy 4
Monday Feb 12, 2018
Monday Feb 12, 2018
Tyler Marchant of Cynical Cartoons joins Tripp and Andrew to talk about the completely unnecessary sequel Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol! That’s right, it’s FOURBRUARY: Crime and Punishment edition. Why did Tripp torture a guest with this pick? Just … Continue reading →
Monday Jan 29, 2018
#89 The House on Sorority Row
Monday Jan 29, 2018
Monday Jan 29, 2018
Tripp gushes over his alma mater and can’t read his own handwriting, Andrew doesn’t know the difference between a den mother and a house mother, let us know about house mothers!, Tripp gets biblical, the miracle of graduating directly into … Continue reading →
Monday Jan 15, 2018
#88 Slumber Party Massacre
Monday Jan 15, 2018
Monday Jan 15, 2018
So much extraneous nudity, Tripp can’t tell any of the characters apart, it’s impossible to tell how old anyone is, the killer is revealed WAY TOO EARLY, a side digression on quesadilla preparation, stunt snails are discussed, 100 hours of … Continue reading →
Monday Jan 01, 2018
#87 New Year’s Evil
Monday Jan 01, 2018
Monday Jan 01, 2018
Happy New Year! We’re celebrating leaving 2017 in the rearview mirror with a strange kickoff to SLASHUARY: New Year’s Evil! Out-of-context quote from this episode: “As East Coasters, we’re the selfish lovers of New Year’s Eve. Welp, I’m done. Night!” … Continue reading →