Tripp and Andrew Laino have been watching movies together since 1992, and making fun of them together since 1999, when a rainy afternoon of babysitting turned into 8 hours of cheesy science fiction and jokes. Raised on a strict diet of 80s movies, the pair have an undying love for the decade and all of the weird, wonderful cinema therein, despite barely being there for it. Every other week (since 2014) they dissect a movie and the bizarre cinema quirks of 30-odd years ago.
Episodes
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
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Friday Dec 25, 2020
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Merry Christmas, gang!
We're tackling a truly odd duck of a movie: Santa Claus: The Movie!
Why is John Lithgow wearing these enormous teeth? Why does this movie spend 50 minutes doing Santa's life story with absolutely, positively no conflict whatsoever? What's going on with the workshop? Why are all these children flying!?
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
It's the best board game adaptation ever: Clue!
It's a miracle this movie is fun, Tim Curry is a treasure, Andrew loves Madeline Kahn, so much twisting and turning, Tripp talks too much about Knives Out and Battleship and many fun weapons abound!
Friday Nov 27, 2020
Friday Nov 27, 2020
We've added a new stretch goal (an additional bonus track!) and will be doing an annual Christmas-mentary for all Patreon supporters!
Patreons who sign up at the $5 tier unlock more than ELEVEN HOURS of bonus content immediately, with another full-length episode AND a short commentary coming their way in December! Visit Patreon.com/Dissectingthe80s to learn more.
Thank you so much for supporting the show!
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Keywords: Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Thursday Nov 26, 2020
Happy T.Hanks-giving, y'all!
We hope you're staying safe out there, so here's an episode a few days early!
How great is Joe Dante? The difficulties of pronouncing Rick Ducommun, The Luck of the Irish, THE LEGEND DICK MILLER RETURNS (RIP), what is Carrie Fisher doing here? Plus, thoroughly mediocre Jimmy Stewart impressions!
All this and more!
“Deep and Dirty, NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Tom Hanks, Thanksgiving, Joe Dante, The Burbs, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Continuing our NoVampire month is the Kathryn Bigelow-helmed impossible-to-find Near Dark!
Why on earth is it SO hard to find this movie? What, exactly, are the rules? Is Bill Paxton the coolest vampire? Why is Homer carrying a gun? Is this all a metaphor for addiction? But seriously, WHAT ARE THE RULES?
All this and more!
“Deep and Dirty, NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Vampire, Bill Paxton, Kathryn Bigelow, Lance Henriksen, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Monday Nov 02, 2020
Monday Nov 02, 2020
It's the start of a brand new themed month: NOVAMPIRE!
We kick things off with the fun cult classic: Fright Night! This episode features: a detour about JK Rowling's terrible turn, Roddy McDowall as Tripp's favorite kind of character, Just a lot of inappropriate behavior from Jerry Dandridge, the revelation that vampires are Omnisexual and a whole lot more!
“Deep and Dirty, NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Vampire, Chris Sarandon, Tom Holland, Roddy McDowall, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
AOOOOO! We've got hot werewolf action on this Spooktacular episode!
Gary Busey at his unhinged best, Corey Haim in one of his best performances, some insanely under-developed werewolf costuming, wilding out with Stephen King, bad choices with Wild Turkey and the inaugural episode of the game show sure to be sweeping the nation: HOW MUCH DOES IT COST ON CAMEO?!
All this and more! Thank you so much for supporting the show!
“Deep and Dirty, Happy Happy Game Show, NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Silver Bullet, Corey Haim, Gary Busey, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Spoooooktacular 2020 begins!
The VHS cover that made you afraid to sit on the toilet: Ghoulies! Why on EARTH is this movie about Satanism? Who are the Ghoulies and why is there also another set of assistants? Plus, Tripp creates a whole cinematic universe about Drooly Ghoulie!
All this and more! Thank you so much for supporting the show!
“Deep and Dirty, NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Ghoulies, Drool, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
1985 was too good of a year, so we're sticking with it for another hoot of a movie: Commando!
Arnold eats lobsters, every possible one-liner, enormous weapons, just an insane number of squibs, an absurdly high body count, a leather daddy?, many mustaches and a truly delightful montage.
All this and more! Thank you so much for supporting the show!
“NewsSting, Ouroboros” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Keywords: Bill and Ted, Ed Solomon, Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, Movie, Retro, 80s, Podcast, Eighties